Not mine, but I was involved
So I'm sitting at a mate's house watching Minder and the phone rings.
He walks over answers it, says "Sorry mate, you've got the wrong number" and hangs up.
"Who was that?" I ask.
"No idea," he says, "Some bloke looking for a girl named Lisa."
And the phone rings again.
Up I jump, grab the phone and...
"Hello?"
"Hello is Lisa there?"
"I'll just check, who's calling?"
"It's Tim."
"Hang on."
I wait for a few minutes.
"Hello? Look I'm sorry, she's just gone out, I'll get her to call you back."
"Oh come on, just tell her I'm sorry and I need to talk to her!"
"OK, hang on."
I wait for a few minutes.
"Sorry mate, she doesn't want to talk to you. She'll call you back in a day or so."
"This is ridiculous! I said I'm sorry! Just tell her I need to talk to her!"
"Look I'm sorry, but she just doesn't want to talk to you... umm.. she's just gone out anyway so there's nothing I can do.
"Oh God... I'm an idiot, I've really done it haven't I, she's never going to talk to me."
"Well I wouldn't after what happened if I was her... but what do I know? I'm just the guy who rushed over to give her a shoulder to cry on aren't I?"
"What?? Who is this???"
"This is the bloke who's been waiting for you to fuck up for a long time, Timmy and now you have."
"Steve? Is that you?"
"Bye now" *click*
In retrospect it probably wan't the nicest thing to do, but it was a repeat of Minder and I was bored.
(I'd apologise for the length, but then I'd have to apologise for being a selfish prick as well... where would it end?)
( difficultchild, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:30, 1 reply)

That's
pretty harsh
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 9:30, closed)