I Can Make Your Nipples Hard
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As a horny young student I used this trick quite a bit.

I'd bet some nubile young student lass that I could make her nipples hard without touching them.

"No you can't" they'd giggle

"Yes I can" I'd grin "It's a secret taught to me by a Nepalese monk. I bet you 50p that I can make your nipples hard without touching them"

And so the bet was on.

"Put your arms behind your back and stick your chest out" I'd instruct

So there I was. A young permanently horny student with some girl sticking her tits out for me. So I'd grab the tits, give them a good fondle and then hand over 50p.


It was worth it.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 8:06, 5 replies)

So...
You sexually assaulted students?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 9:32, closed)

I Was Waiting
for the PC brigade.

The answer is yes. Dozens and dozens of times. And guess what? Not a single one of them complained, slapped my face or even looked put out by the experience.

Strange that....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 9:47, closed)

but...
that was back in the days before "The suppression of the people" act came into force.

People used to laugh and have fun in those days - a serious offence now of course.

I remember talking to these girls I met in the pub, I asked where they were from as their accent was not similar to mine, "Oldham" she said, "Titseys, Oldham".

So I did.

Crap joke, but we had a little giggle and all got on like a house on fire.

Again, no sexual harrassement suit, no PC crap, just people in a pub having a laugh - which coincidently, is what pubs should be for.
(dchurch bah, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:54, closed)

Haha
'My most gullible moment'

Yep...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:58, closed)

ah yes
Like the old "I bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back" line. I fell for that quite a few times (well, I let myself be taken in a few times, just because the guy spinning the line was quite cute!)
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:17, closed)