Herpetologist
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I was oblivious to my mate setting this one up. I was standing at the bar in the Students Union chatting to a few randoms.

A few tables away, my mate was chatting up a sweet, innocent and incredibly naive Goth.

The conversation had turned to snakes as the Goth girl was into them.

"See that bloke at the bar" said Denty, my partner in crime, pointing at me "He's a Herpetologist - well into snakes"

"Oooh" gushes Goth

"In fact, he just took delivery of one of the rarest, most poisonous snakes in the world. If you ask him nicely, he might lets you see it"

Goth was fascinated.

So Denty and Goth rocked up to me. Goth looked at me with big eyes and said:

"If I ask you nicely can I see your One-Eyed Spitting snake?"

I choked on my beer.....

Cheers


Who wants to stroke my snake?

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 8:59, Reply)