'I'm NOT adopted'.....'Yes you are'
A few ones here.

In 2nd year, maybe 12 or 13 or so, when pubes and cock size were serious issues. We convinced one of our gang that when you 'matured' and became a man, you jed hed (glans, german helmet, bell end) would fall right off. He whispered that in fact his hadn't fallen off yet. A few weeks go by and he excitedly runs up to whisper once more that 'it happened'..His purple helmet had fallen off last night and he was now a man...We just sagely nodded and let him get on with it......

A more nasty one was when we convinced a pal that he was adopted and had been in a huge car accident from he recovered, with amnesia and obviously could not remember any of these previous details. We got more and more convincing as we 'remembered' details of the crash, in more and more detail. Told him what we knew of his previous family and a whole load of other shit that he seemed to believe and it seemed to eat away at him.....until his hugely obese mother shouted from her window that 'we were a bunch of childish twats who should stop messing with her wee boy' the fat sow.....We went on with it though, and said that was exactly what we knew she would do , to cover up the adoption and all that...poor bastard.

I convinced my wife that asprin were made from tiny fleas that were crushed up and were the active ingredient...she had to look it up.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:30, Reply)