'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

While at school a friend, Tom, and I obtained a small quantity of weed and we hurried into a local copse to smoke and giggle the afternoon away.

Stumbling back up the road a few hours later, eyes like piss holes in the snow and with sufficient munchies to devour a family of pygmies; we clocked another school 'friend' approaching in the distance.

To say this kid was thick would be more of an understatement than to say Hitler had a 'bit of a thing' about Jews. He was shit-eatingly stupid.

Rolling small balls of tobacco as we closed the distance between us and the stupid one, Tom and I hatched a plan to help lighten his pockets of the money that always seemed to adorn them: we would sell him some of the great 'weed' we'd spent the afternoon smoking.

"Wow, maaaaan. I'm soooo stoned, dude." Tom dribbled like the idiot teenager he was.

"Yeeeah maaaan. Me too." I responded in kind.

"Hey, [stupid kid], you should try some of this weed." Tom suggested to the feckless one.

"Oh yeah!." he replied with an eagerness reserved for terminally naive, and I passed the remainder of my roly to him, claiming it was a spliff.

"Woooooow." he exclaimed after just one exhalation, and Tom quickly displayed a paw full of tobacco that had been rolled into small balls, and looked exactly like tobacco that had been rolled into small balls.

"Not got much left, but as you're a mate; £20 for the lot...".

He was driving a hard bargain, even had it been real weed, but the stupid one thrust a crisp twenty toward us before Tom had a chance to finish his sentence.
( Moey, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:26, 2 replies)

I'm confused
Is that drug-dealing then, or not?
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:36, closed)

Good question
I really haven't thought about it before.

I'm going to say no.
( Moey, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:56, closed)