My most gullible momentSomeone once told me that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I went, "yeah yeah ha ha" but when they were gone that didn't stop me checking. What was YOUR most gullible moment? Zero points for buying an icon on b3ta.
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rob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:33)
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Left-Handed KnifeWhen i left school I went to work for BT as an apprentice, so naturally i was going to be in for gullible stick from the older lot.
Thankfully i'd been prepared by my old man...
So on the 2nd day i was asked to go to the canteen to get the buttys in, and the office dick also asked me to get a left handed knife whilst i'm there.
"ok, no problem" says i, to the amusement of the office.
So 40mins later i came back with buttys (now cold) and a knife.
Office Dick: why've you been so long, by bloody butty's cold now!
Me: Well, i was struggling for so long to get a left handed knife, but it's ok i got one!!
OD: What, you got a left handed knife?
Me: Yep, here you go.
OD: There's no such thing as a left-handed fork you div!
Me: Yeah there is, look.
I then proceeded to use the knife in my left hand and cut his butty to shreds.
Me: Oh, i guess you're right!
They left me alone for a while after that :-)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:25, Reply)
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