My most gullible momentSomeone once told me that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I went, "yeah yeah ha ha" but when they were gone that didn't stop me checking. What was YOUR most gullible moment? Zero points for buying an icon on b3ta.
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rob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:33)
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Apple pipAged about 4. I decided, in my infinite wisdom, to sniff an apple pip to see whether that too smelled of apples.
I sniffed too hard and the pip became lodged up my nose, my playschool teacher (I love you Mrs Knott) shined a torch up there and couldn't see anything as it'd probably just taken the scenic route to my stomach. She patted me on the head and sent me on my way with a warning that I might wake up with an apple tree growing from my nose.
I believed her :( too much Enid Blyton methinks.
Que 3 nights of blind terror and ferocious nose picking. Despite reassurances from my parents sometimes I think it might still be lodged up there....
I can't remember if the apple pip smelled appley, BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE PAST THE BLIND TERROR!
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:24, 2 replies)
Had you managed to smell the pipit would have smelt of almonds.
Honestly. Try it.
It's because of the cyanide content.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:53,
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I think I'll just take your word for it!*shudder*
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10, closed)
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