My most gullible momentSomeone once told me that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I went, "yeah yeah ha ha" but when they were gone that didn't stop me checking. What was YOUR most gullible moment? Zero points for buying an icon on b3ta.
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rob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:33)
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Pub Tales.
I once told the whole pub that I was related to the guy who wrote the Hokey-Cokey.
"Really?" they asked.
"Yup. In fact I was one of the pall-bearers at his funereal. What a day that was. It was an old fashioned funeral, the kind where they have the corpse out on the bed so people can pay their last respects"
The whole bar was listening now.
"So, on the morning of the funeral, the undertakers arrived with the coffin and we had to put him in. Well we got the left leg in and then the trouble started........"
Cheers
That gag was inspired by a post I read on B3ta years ago.......
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:23,
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I expect better from you LeglessThat is so old and horrible and dusty.
Having said that, as QOTWs go, it's still better than most.
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You think you've got problems...I was a pallbearer at the funeral of the woman who invented bukkake.
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