Playing on Stereotypes.
My Boss (Swedish)... is an idiot. He cares little about us and more about the people above him. In essence he "kisses up and kicks down". None of us have seen him for nigh on 4 months.

I like to fuck with him from time to time.

At the beginning of april this year I had a meeting with him to discuss whether I was happy or not with my work... time to play.

"Well, I was in the pub last night and met a bloke who's a gardener. We got drunk and got talking, and I explained that I didn't feel challenged at work.... He offered me a job as a gardener, and - I must have been Really drunk - I accepted"

... boss goes quiet.... "But Humpty... you work here and we really need you!"

"I know, but I'm a man of my word. I promised him he could rely on me, so I'm Honour-bound to keep to my promise. I hereby resign"

"To be a gardener?"

"Yup. Sorry"

I kept it up for a few more minutes, but I really felt like I was kicking a puppy. I had to let him off the hook: It genuinely looked as though he was going to cry.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:23, 1 reply)

Aaaah the old tradition of
fucking with the boss's head. I like doing that.

I also naughty stepped my manager last week. You'd think he'd know better than to mess with me!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:11, closed)