My girlfriend is somewhat mental.
One day, when I was wasting time at home, I got a text message. It said "I just took a pregnancy test..." - yes, that was it. She'd been late so she bought one to check. Of course I sent one saying "and..." with sweat forming on my brow.

Nothing. So I tried to call her - she doesn't pick up. This goes on for about 15 minutes until she says: "oh don't worry, it was negative". Pfff, had me going there. The feeling of relief was amazing - never felt anything quite like it.

What I never thought that anyone would joke about such a thing, and she got me. Had me chuckling to myself as well as just open-mouthed. How could I possibly be angry at her for very long?

Funny thing is, that was 9 months ago now, and we're still together and there definitely is no baby.

length? she loves it
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:02, 1 reply)

If you totally and absolutely hate, and do not want kids...

...That is by far the cruelest joke to ever, ever, EVER play on a bloke.

I hope you sought suitable revenge...

Have a clickerage.
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, closed)