My most gullible momentSomeone once told me that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I went, "yeah yeah ha ha" but when they were gone that didn't stop me checking. What was YOUR most gullible moment? Zero points for buying an icon on b3ta.
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rob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:33)
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Withering Spoons and Posting Bags#1 Legally Blonde is on telly. Cup of tea in one hand, biscuit in other. Mother sits across from me.
Me: God this film's shit. All I can say is I'm glad she's dead.
Mum: What?!
Me: Yeah! Where the hell have you been? She got stabbed didn't she!
Mum: Who? Her?!
Me: Yes her! Reese whats-her-name.
Mum: Witherspoon?
Me: No, with a knife!
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The joke was on me though as a few days later when my Dads doing the crossword and I'm pouring myself some milk, he shouts through:
"7 across- Postman's Bag"
I frown for an instant. "How many letters?"
"FUCKING LOADS OF THEM! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"
Touche father. Touche.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:15, 4 replies)
On the Witherspoon one:Bindun. Much bindun.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:21,
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Ah fuck...I've been bopping along in Leeds Festival then sleeping, so haven't really read this QOTW much.
My apologies, hopefully my father's more original than me and the second one hasn't come up so much.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:26, closed)
'fraid the second one's bindun too.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 7:54,
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just used this on my matecomedy gold
got him with the postman one yesterday :-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 9:41,
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