Cocaine
Well let's be honest, it is pretty damn bizarre. Fifty english pounds a pop just to feel confident and good about yourself for a couple of hours. I could have bought a new pair of trainers for that. Fuck.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 0:07, 6 replies)

It also allows one
to endure club music.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 4:51, closed)

But...
Ecstasy is much cheaper, and [assuming you observe the rules regarding fluid intake], you'll have a much better time on it & have less chance of getting into a fight later...
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 7:41, closed)

But youll feel depressed and miserable for several days afterwards

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:11, closed)

Everyone - absolutely everyone - who takes cocaine is a wanker.
They were wankers in the first place, which is why they took it - insecure, bitchy, needy little shits with Napoleon complexes, so stupid that they take a drug that makes them arrogant, pretentious, self-important fucktards with no other interest than boring anyone in the vicinity with their tales of self-agrandisment.

Absolute twats, all of them, and then when they come down, they're back to the needy, bitchy little shitheels they always were.

I've never taken cocaine, because I've been around so many people who have. No that doesn't make me ignorant - I don't need to shoot myself in the knee to know that bullet wounds are unpleasant, either.

No - there isn't a defence.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:16, closed)

This.
(roflwaffle MarpMarp, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 19:59, closed)

Yeah
I have had friends who were into it. I can't say it ever improved anyone's character.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:18, closed)