less heckling, more weird encouragement
a late uncle of mine, a total pisshead, was always to be found in his local on a sunday night, getting drunk and waiting for the singer to start. when that week's turn started, he'd stand in front of the stage(the middle of the dancefloor) and gently raise and lower his hands and bend his knees to the rhythm, saying "give it the bits, baby!"
nobody knew why, but it certainly threw a few singers off their beat.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:02, 9 replies)

I like this.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:17, closed)

worst i've ever done
is get pissed and tell ian wright he looked like a deck chair
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:15, closed)

"Stay about from my bits baby"

(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:16, closed)

hahahahaha

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:24, closed)

if you're blue and you don't know where to go to,
why don't you go where fashion sits?
stay about my bits
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 0:47, closed)

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 9:05, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 9:17, closed)

crikey

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 9:22, closed)

disturbing

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:43, closed)