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It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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Taking it too far
Was watching a game of THE FOOTBALLS in which the opposition team was managed by one Iain Dowie. Now Mr. Dowie, bless him, is not exactly the prettiest guy* in football and so the crowd was giving him some stick. Fairly standard stuff, from the subtle "you ugly motherfucker" (to the tune of "you don't know what you're doing") to the more intellectual "he's an orc" (to "here we go") and "does Sauron know you're here" (to "does your mother know you're here"). Like I say, pretty standard stuff.

Amongst this high wittery one guy shouts out:
"Oi Dowie, you're more ugly than my ex-missus!"
Crowd chuckles appreciatively, ha ha, good one, ha ha ha.
"...and she was so ugly, I had to kill 'er!"
...ha h-, hang on what?

*Other uses of private browsing: not having an image search for Iain Dowie in one's browser history.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)

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