Helicopter ParentsBack when young ScaryDuck worked in the Dole office rather than simply queuing in it, he had to deal with a claimant brought in by his mum. She did all the talking. He was 40 years old.
Have you had to deal with over-protective parents? Get your Dad to tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:13)
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haha!My first boyfriend's parents found out we were having sex.
I didn't dare go by their house for a month afterwards...
When I finally did go back they sat us down at the kitchen table and the following 'conversation' ensued:
Boyfriends mum: I don't really approve of you kids having sex at such a young age.
Boyfriends dad: Me neither, but since you've already started doing it there isn't really a chance you're going to turn back, is there? Just take this advice: there are lots of other ways of stimulation than just penetrative sex...
Boyfriends mum: Yes, you can give him a blowjob!
*parents start laughing*
To be honest, that conversation just put me off blowjobs for a while because of the mental imagery. Job not well done...
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