Cheers, mate
Glad to see your normal n all that - I know what its like when people think you're fucked up childhood means they assume you're gonna keep heads in a jar in your fridge. Some people seem quite disappointed when you turn out to be a decent fully functioning member of society.

Oh, and think it'll have to be Little Red Riding Hood... the PVC, poppers and riding crop addition...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 13:53, 1 reply)

Ah
you mean having heads in the fridge isn't normal?
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 13:58, closed)

Depends
How many? I find that two is enough for my day to day needs; the rest will keep for years in the freezer in the garage. You don't want to go over the top and leave yourself no room for salad.
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:36, closed)

Being of Italian origin
I tend towards horses heads... It's a fucking nightmare though: no room in my fridge for the utterly butterly. Then again, that's probably not so bad - if somebody came round, opened my fridge, and found a tub of that crap they might think I was REALLY fucking weird...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:54, closed)

Sounds like
it's one of the few substances you haven't used as a lube...
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:06, closed)

After years of trying different stuff
I can honestly say the best lube money can buy is this stuff called Pjur - fucking amazing. Great for wanking, anal, normal shagging - the works (probably works well on farmyard animals too).

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of SpankyHanky. Cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:09, closed)