Burn!
Those Gideon nutters came round our school and distributed those free propaganda brainwash booklets. What are they called... Bibles?

We were mucking around in the playground trying to see if we could skin up with the paper and how well they would burn when we realised that yes! they lit up like a roman candle.

Pretty soon we had a small bonfire going to which my other miscreant associates committed their own copies to the flames.

And that's how we were caught by the headmistress, accompanied by the Gideons, to whom she was giving a guided tour, standing around a pile of burning bibles incanting "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust".
( rofl harris, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:08, Reply)