This might have fitted into last weeks qotw actually.
Me - 17

Him - 24 year old born again Christian.

He was my manager on a YTS scheme and I tried everything I could do to get in his knickers as he kept harping on about how he was staying chaste till marriage.

Unfortunately my 17 year old powers of seduction were severly lacking, either that or he was really into the whole God thing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:19, 6 replies)

Takes notes

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:20, closed)

it was the god thing
U is a fine ass beeyotch, word!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:20, closed)

Did you try...
...showing him the goods?
(Guizmeaux, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:47, closed)

Has she thought about
showing us the goods?
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:33, closed)

No loss
Born again Christians are crap at sex. The missionary position is ok, but what about the swinging from the light shade, hanging out the window, breaking flourecent tubes type of sex that finishes with both of you on the floor in a sweaty heap covered in plaster dust and meters of scrunched up bondage tape? *click*
( SpankyHanky, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:25, closed)

God's employees have a dress code
Well if he worked for God and was wearing knickers then he'll probably join you in hell. You can try again there.
(mustbeaaronbear more pooh then grizzly, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:04, closed)