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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Apparently I'm going to hell
because I'm too lusty. Or that's what the Dante's Inferno test tells me...
But I've been thinking, if God is a man wouldn't he want lusty women to go to heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:22, 4 replies)
Yeah, but
He's a bender.
(weegiegeek, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:33, closed)
love it
god is a bender

it all makes sense

*clicks reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:35, closed)
Beat me to it :(
Although phrased much better than I could've done.
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:29, closed)
God
just doesnt like the idea of peeps getting it on in Heaven. Must be hard to spot the wet patch on a cloud. Would be like walking through a spunk swamp.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:56, closed)

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