I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Apparently I'm going to hellbecause I'm too lusty. Or that's what the Dante's Inferno test tells me...
But I've been thinking, if God is a man wouldn't he want lusty women to go to heaven?
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Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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Yeah, butHe's a bender.
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love itgod is a bender
it all makes sense
*clicks reply*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:35,
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Beat me to it :(Although phrased much better than I could've done.
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Godjust doesnt like the idea of peeps getting it on in Heaven. Must be hard to spot the wet patch on a cloud. Would be like walking through a spunk swamp.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:56,
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