I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
« Go Back
One way ticket...I was seeing this guy and we walked past this sidewalk preacher condemning homosexuality. So we held hands and made out in front of him and I kept nodding excitedly and going 'OOOH' like some idiot. Then I turned to the ex-shag and got him to take a picture of me next to the God-botherer while I gabbled away in fake Japanese and did the Japanese picture-taking pose of peace-sign with both hands while the ex-shag directed me in posh English. Then after that I gave the man a pound coin and tried to kiss him on the cheeks but he walked off.
Then he stumbled and tripped and fell with his sandwich boards, and I took another picture.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:48, Reply)
« Go Back