A Pome wot I rote.
I’m going to hell in a handcart, The bible tells me so.
The reason being I can’t resist temptation, don’t you know.

When faced with vile strong liquor I’ll always answer yes
(resulted in a gang bang once and I was in the dress.)

“Something for the weekend sir?” The Barber used to ask.
Now it’s ”Off to the Sabbath? Would sir prefer a mask?”

Fancy trying some of this? Try and hold me back!
Give me some of that right now and then we’ll do some crack.

I’m really quite the libertine, a modern type of rake,
Buds and flour and marge and sugar, watch me while I bake.

But most of all I’m going to hell for being an utter twunt:
I spit on all religions and call their leaders cunts.

As any reasonable person would do.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:59, Reply)