Father Sister
Not me exactly, but on one of my many, many intoxicated voyages through Birmingham with a couple of 'out of the closet' mates I awoke to find myself in a small gay bar apparently mid-debate with a 40-something transvestite. From the point where I started listening, the conversation went as such:

'...and then of course when the papers found out I just had to leave my job and my boyfriend got run out of town. Still, thanks for listening and enjoy your drink.'

Had no idea who the bloke was, but I admired his choice in giving me free alcohol. The next morning I'm browsing through the free rag where I'm greeted with the sobering title of 'PRIEST IN GAY TRANNY SHOCKER', or something along those lines.

Still, now I know that if I'm down there there'll be some good company and a free bar.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:31, 1 reply)

Bound to be the Birmingham Mail
and was likely to be the actual headline.

My favourite two that I ever saw were:

'Ex-Tart Considers MP Position'

and

'50p Man in Phone Debt Shocker'
(Tendency, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:36, closed)