I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I doff my cap to you sir...Can I ask you to side me in a debate against my mum?
*click*
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Sure!Feel free to plagiarize any of the above. I can probably come up with more, if you like...
Oh, and even better: I told them I was a pagan, that I worship the earth and nature. They looked utterly scandalized. "But it makes sense!" I told them. "The whole point of being religious is to get to know God and follow His will, right? Well, what better way to get to know God than to study His greatest work?"
Again, I was surrounded by codfish...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:38,
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