I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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corrupting choirboysno, it's not what you think, you gang of perverts!
at my born-again christian cousin's barbecue, i taught the choirboys she'd invited how to explode pigeons. i also introduced them to rotten.com, pink floyd and internet porn.
they were happy, my cousin was not.
i hate going into churches, they freak me right out. i'm an atheist and the whole idea of organised religion is abhorrent to me. if i am forced to go into a church, i will inevitably get the giggles. i mime hymns, badly. i distract people and pull funny faces at the vicar/priest. well, they're asking for it in my opinion.
oh, and i seduced a vicar.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:33,
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