Avoided Hell....
OK, it's a mixed bag but...

5 years ago I met a rather lovely girl and proceeded on a few weeks of fun fun fun. At the time I was engaged to (and subsequently married) someone else alltogether.

I think I saved myself a trip to hell arising from those events for 2 reasons;

Firstly when having fun fun fun with said girl we were in an amorous way and desperately looking for somewhere to act on such feelings. For reasons I don't entirely understand I passed up the opportunity of fun fun fun on the basis I couldn't defile a churchyard (and especially not the church porch) with our evil act. So i'd like to think that got me some brownie points (although we did defile a field instead!).

Secondly 5 years later after the other relationship turned out to be a disaster I'm delighted to say I ended up back in touch with the girl from 5 years ago and we're now a very happy couple. Thus making good on the original intention 5 years ago! ;-)


Alternatively my backup plan is either change religion (i.e. find one) on my deathbed or repent all sins etc.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:42, Reply)