TWO WEEKS
Before my company sent me in to the priory for rehab. i smoked a crack pipe in the toilets at work.

i have a satanic bible

i wear a lot of black

i have fucked someone in a church

i have listend to and enjoyed black metal

i have made the horns \M/

a disabled person crashed their mobility scooter and i laughed so hard a small bit of wee came out

i used to spit on old people from behind

i eat meat. and thats a sin

i live with gay people and it doesnt bother me (biggest sin of all)
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:08, 7 replies)

The only sin I see here
is "definatly".

I definitely think your place in heaven is guaranteed.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:15, closed)

sorry!
Offscreen typing at work!
I promise my spelling is normally at least par.
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:20, closed)

i think the
"heathen" throat tattoo might do it as well
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:21, closed)

oh i dont know
if there's something out there, I imagine it would welcome a lost soul in need of some direction.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:39, closed)

the thing is heaven is ...
all white, harps, shit like that. hell is sodomy and hunter s thompson
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:15, closed)

I think....
...that your answer to the "Cringe" QOTW is more likely to be the thing that sends you hell-bound.

The fact I laughed at it means I'll be right behind you.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:58, closed)

i'll
see you there, we can have doughnuts and vodka for breakfast
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:14, closed)