I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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A native hunter......once asked a missionary, "If I did not know about God and sin, would I still be sent to hell for not accepting Christ as my saviour?"
The missionary replied, "No - not if you didn't know. That would be unreasonable".
The hunter considered this and asked, "Then why did you tell me?"
And that's why all proselytisers need to go to hell - because they have done more to swell Satan's ranks than anyone else.
Oh - and of course I'm going to hell because I am a lapsed Pastafarian.
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RAMENI know the secret of The Noodley One.
BUT I'LL NEVER TELL!
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I haven't......rejected Him. I have merely put him on the small ring at the back of the cooker while I make some soup.
RAmen.
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I tooHave been touched by his noodly appendage
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I reached up and grasped it......and it was covered in Amatriciana. I stretched up for the balls, but they were beyond my reach.
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