I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I'm going to the hot house because...When i was fifteen i did my work experience at a local junior school and soon discovered why i am not suited to teaching.
Without being longwinded about it i lost my rag with the schools problem child and told him i was going to "Beat the shit out of him" if he didn't behave.
It gets worse.When the child threatened to inform his teacher of my foul language and intent to do him harm i leant over and said as slyly as i could "You can tell your teacher if you like,but i'll deny it and who is he going to believe,me or you?".
I know this isn't strictly blasphemous per se,but i'm pretty sure it's earned me my ticket.
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Was he ever a problem child again?If he was just a spoilt little shit then that may have fixed him for a while and the teachers will be wanting to know your secret!
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thistle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:24,
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