I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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The Racist Priest - or - How I Realized There Is No GodCanadian Priest, preaching afternoon mass: "...and let it be known that all good children attend mass, and church on Sundays, for such is the will of our lord."
Me, five years old: "But Mr. Priest, not everyone goes to church!"
Him: "No, son. Our friends of the Jewish faith attend synagogue to pray, and our Muslim friends pray to Mecca on carpets wherever they find themselves."
Me: "And our friends in Africa pray for the harvest by chanting around a camp fire!"
"WHAAAAAT?! THAT IS A DISGUSTING COMPARISON! How daaaaaaaaaaaaare you?!"
"But...what's wrong with--"
"Go! Fifty Hail Marys on the chalkboard, NOW!"
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Later that evening:
Older brother: "God doesn't actually exist."
Me: "Ohh, LOL! That makes much more sense!"
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:26,
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