I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Rudolf Zoidberg
I don't believe it - Not ONE full day on QOTW and there are already SEVEN pages. A lot of baaad people in here. Please make room, as HALF of the office I work in will soon be joining you lot.
We have an engineer that has Ectrodactyly, or "Lobster Claw Syndrome".... already you pick up where this is going. (In fact, i had never even heard it called the latter until I was looking up the correct name in wikipedia just then.)
I was taken aback when I first heard this guy referred to as Dr Zoidberg. You couldn't help but laugh at the phrase. Even when someone commented, "We're all going to hell."
Then came the "woo woo woo woo..."
What took me by surprise even more some weeks later was when he was referred to as "Rudolf Zoidberg"... although though the comment passed many feet over my head, I just knew it was going to be bad. I had to ask for an explanation.
"Well, you know when he reclines back at his desk and he puts his hands behind his head...?"
And in that instant it hit me - I had seen it many times but the thought had never crossed my mind. And then it was painfully obvious.
"Looks like antlers"
Tickets Please...
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:01, Reply)
I don't believe it - Not ONE full day on QOTW and there are already SEVEN pages. A lot of baaad people in here. Please make room, as HALF of the office I work in will soon be joining you lot.
We have an engineer that has Ectrodactyly, or "Lobster Claw Syndrome".... already you pick up where this is going. (In fact, i had never even heard it called the latter until I was looking up the correct name in wikipedia just then.)
I was taken aback when I first heard this guy referred to as Dr Zoidberg. You couldn't help but laugh at the phrase. Even when someone commented, "We're all going to hell."
Then came the "woo woo woo woo..."
What took me by surprise even more some weeks later was when he was referred to as "Rudolf Zoidberg"... although though the comment passed many feet over my head, I just knew it was going to be bad. I had to ask for an explanation.
"Well, you know when he reclines back at his desk and he puts his hands behind his head...?"
And in that instant it hit me - I had seen it many times but the thought had never crossed my mind. And then it was painfully obvious.
"Looks like antlers"
Tickets Please...
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:01, Reply)
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