Make room for me...
...in Hell please, cos it looks like it's gonna be filled up at this rate.

I figure I'll liven my post up and do an explanation of why I've broken nearly every single commandment of the Roman Catholic variety. So here goes.

- I don't believe in God. I put my faith in science. That's number 1 done (No other Gods or idols)

- I've sworn at a priest. In my defence, I didn't realise he was a priest, and I was pissed and being a yob. Also pissed underage, if that adds to my tally of general sinfulness. That's commandment number 2 as I shouted out God damn! after finding out he was a priest. Then again, I say that almost every day but that was the most memorable event. (Wrongful use of your God's name)

- I don't keep the sabbath holy or remember it. So thats the third commandment broken.

- I tend not to honour my parents that much. My biological dad has cut off contact with me for 20 years, so I don't honour the bastard, and my mum deliberately starts fights with me, so whilst I do respect her for giving birth to me and raising me and providing me with shelter, etc for 18 years, I tend not to honour what she's become. (Commandment 4, honour thy parents, has been broken)

- Killed small animals. Namely rats and mice and pigeons. Does that count as murder? (Commandment 5, thou shalt not murder)

- Had sex in a graveyard. Had sex next to small children (Not mine) in a park (Was unaware said park was occupied, as it was fairly early in the morning), I've had sex with my best male mate when my second best mate was in the room at the time, and asleep on the floor, and engaged in adultery. Willingly. Although it did start off ala the Graduate. (That's definitely Commandment 6 broken)

- Stolen numerous DVDs off people. And chocolate off people as well. (Commandment 7, thou shalt not steal, has been pathetically broken.)

- I've never been required to bear witness against my neighbour. At least, not that I'm aware of. So unfortunately Commandment 8 still stands for me.

- I have coveted my neighbours wife at times. I have also coveted my neighbours possessions and general life style. And recently, I have also coveted my neighbour (technically speaking it's one of my housemates but her room is next to mine, so she's my neighbour, sorta), so thats Commandments 9 and 10 broken.

So I'm doomed, I guess. Fucksocks.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:20, 1 reply)

You sooooo
have to confess to all that just to give the old goat on the other side of the screen a heart attack.

Cheers man, just remember that religion is state mind control and heaven is just a poorly constructed recruitment tool.
(Que?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:03, closed)