Spwnd!!!
I have been to church twice in my entire life. Both times I was christening one of my spawn.

Both times, the Godfather and I were the only non-Catholics in the party and being thoroughly ignorant of all these curious little magic spells and rituals managed to doom ourselves to Eternal Damnation through our unwitting blasphemy.

At one stage in the proceedings, Godfather was asked to light a candle from one of the tall thin highly decorated jobbies in front of the altar. Instead, he managed to put it out.

The gasp of barely suppressed horror from the congregation was class. He further compounded his heresy by calmly PICKING UP the ALTAR CANDLE, lighting the mighty bugger and the original baptismal thingy as originally instructed.

He should have lit a joint off it just to confirm his ring side seat in Hell.

And later, when I pointed this out to him, he threatened to put a horse's head in my bed.

Ace.
(Que?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:58, 1 reply)

Haha.
Genius. I'm a completely lapsed Catholic, and I still gasped at that.

I have no idea why.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:00, closed)