I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Bully gets beaten by a bigger bullyDoes he
a) go all chilled out and relaxed, saying to everyone else 'hey, it's all good'? or
b) take it out on everyone smaller than him like the sadistic little evil sod he is?
Lucifer didn't rebel because he wanted to overthrow the tyrant and free everyone. He rebelled because he wanted to be the new tyrant. See endless threads about crap bosses etc. for what happens when a petty tyrant gets given power over a small domain.
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you make a reasonable pointbut I think he's smarter than that
wants to get back at god, so what better way to say fuck you than to reward the people who don't do what god wants.
that aside, as Terry Pratchett and/or Neil Gaiman wrote in Good Omens, the only musicians/composers in heaven will be Elgar and Liszt. We can probably expand that to include Cliff Richard.
Not a place I want to be
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:51,
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Yeah butCliff's a sodomist. So I reckon even he will be joining us down there.
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