 I'm going to Hell...
 I'm going to Hell...
	
	...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
	
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 Scaryduck LIKES EGG
 Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
 
	 I lost my virginity
	I lost my virginity
 	in a graveyard.
Does that count?
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Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24,
	
3 replies)
 
	 Was it to a
	Was it to a
 	corpse?
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 Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him
 Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:26,
	
closed)
 
	 Depends
	Depends
 	Did you have to do some digging first?
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 Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf
 Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:26,
	
closed)
 
	 Depends if the ghosts there put the willies up you...
	Depends if the ghosts there put the willies up you...
 	
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 The  Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on
 The  Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:48,
	
closed)