A recent pearoast, sorry, but it's apt here as I'm dragging my innocent sister down with me.
My family, probably like many others, like to flash the V.
Points are scored for flashing Vs in photographs and on formal occasions.
When a family member is asleep, it is good form to shake them urgently until they open their eyes, to see the V displayed at face level.

I am currently ahead in the the V-flashing competition after a display at a family funeral.

Arriving at the church in the main car (for this was a close and dearly beloved family member of mine) I spotted my eldest sister standing nearby, in helpless tears of grief.

I attracted her attention and flashed the V.
She stared, wide-eyed, and then turned away, scandalised and giggling.

It's what he would have wanted.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:10, 5 replies)

Was that
the elder sister who haas done things so vile she wasn't allowed in the main car? Is she going to hell too?

Ps Click for a family of hellions.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:19, closed)

Nope, she was at the church before I was, to meet everyone
as she's so saintly and upstanding.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:39, closed)

.
I loved this when you posted it last time!!!
Fucking genious!
*click*'s again
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:04, closed)

ROFL
It's rare that "ROFL" is used accurately, but I swear I just did exactly that (to be fair I was lying on the floor to start with) and am still chortling. Good work.
( superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:11, closed)

Many thanks for your clicks and kind comments.
Every word is true, by the way, and I promise not to post it again.

*flashes V
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:38, closed)