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We got a free bible at school so we wasted no time in putting it to good use. We stopped at our local dealer on the way home and bought a large quantity of weed. The dealer was in fact a man on pavement at a very busy train station and given the fact we were still in school uniform it was in retrospect a very stupid thing to do. Never-the-less we made it home and climbed onto my garage roof and started ripping out pages of the bible to make some huge fat spliffs. We realised the pages didn't stick very well so being the resourceful kids we were used some glue to hold it all together.

The following few hours were spent in a haze trying to decipher what the bible meant and how fortuitous it had been that Gideons had visited our school that day. I think that was the most bible reading I have ever done. Ever.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:16, Reply)