I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Up in smoke...Some colleagues and I went to the funeral of a co-worker a couple of weeks ago. In the car on the way back we were talking about food as we were considering stopping off for a bite to eat. I commented that my other half and I always have trouble ordering steak.
"I like mine still moo-ing, but his has to be cremated before he'll touch it. I mean properly cremated..." *silence*
You can guess what type of sendoff we'd just attended.
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