I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Today I took a standand refused to lie for my boss. He said, "It's not so hard, is it, to just tell the people calling that I'm not in?" "No," I replied, "it's easy. But I'm not doing it. It's LYING. If I knew lying for you was going to be my job description, I would have kept making minimum wage at the pizza place."
Why am I going to Hell then? Well, the reason I refuse to lie isn't because it's the right or moral thing to do...it's because I hate my boss, and think it's funny when he gets stuck talking to sales people for hours. Plus, when he is tied up on the phone, I can spend time reading postings by you fine people, without fearing that I will get caught.
I lie all the time, but not for anybody other than myself. Isn't that the way it should be?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:30, Reply)
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