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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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What the heck is "Hell?"
So, I failed miserably as a Christian. I mean I tried, but it just didn't stroke me as even being real. I even tried to make the hell thing work, and nothing wrote itself out for me.

So in the tradition of the Lakota, I found truth in the mythology there. Now I ask questions like, "Are you going to Heaven?" Cause, you see, if you HAVE to go to heaven, you HAVE to go to hell too.

I can pick this argument apart without thinking now, point out that this concept is actually an expression of Sadomasochism (Jesus is a Masochist!), the basic concept of "getting all the answers" when you get there seems like a fools game when you consider the magical law of infinite data (There's always something new!), and the afterlife is just a factor of the physics of the universe (Hello Neopagans!).

All I can say is if you are going to Heaven/Hell, it's not like the Dentist was just finding out how to fix your teeth while he was working on your mouth! I just don't see selling my soul to anyone.

Here's hoping you change yourselves for the better, and remember what we call mistakes are later "chalked up to experience."
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:26, 4 replies)
going to hell
yes you are for that answer:
It's not good it's not bad it's not pro-religion it's not atheist, it's not agnostic it's fuck all and so you must win question of the week. If i was an elf in a dungeon i would know somebody has just cast a 'confusion' spell on me. But i'm not so the answer makes no sense at all.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:53, closed)
Erm...
Huh buh wha?

I think without thinking is the only way of picking that argument apart.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:33, closed)
Ha Ha Ha.
You're assuming I believe in Hell!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:19, closed)
Erm....
...anti-click for psuedo-intellectual sophist nonsense. So many words, yet you say nothing at all.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:18, closed)

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