I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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What the heck is "Hell?"
So, I failed miserably as a Christian. I mean I tried, but it just didn't stroke me as even being real. I even tried to make the hell thing work, and nothing wrote itself out for me.
So in the tradition of the Lakota, I found truth in the mythology there. Now I ask questions like, "Are you going to Heaven?" Cause, you see, if you HAVE to go to heaven, you HAVE to go to hell too.
I can pick this argument apart without thinking now, point out that this concept is actually an expression of Sadomasochism (Jesus is a Masochist!), the basic concept of "getting all the answers" when you get there seems like a fools game when you consider the magical law of infinite data (There's always something new!), and the afterlife is just a factor of the physics of the universe (Hello Neopagans!).
All I can say is if you are going to Heaven/Hell, it's not like the Dentist was just finding out how to fix your teeth while he was working on your mouth! I just don't see selling my soul to anyone.
Here's hoping you change yourselves for the better, and remember what we call mistakes are later "chalked up to experience."
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:26, 4 replies)
So, I failed miserably as a Christian. I mean I tried, but it just didn't stroke me as even being real. I even tried to make the hell thing work, and nothing wrote itself out for me.
So in the tradition of the Lakota, I found truth in the mythology there. Now I ask questions like, "Are you going to Heaven?" Cause, you see, if you HAVE to go to heaven, you HAVE to go to hell too.
I can pick this argument apart without thinking now, point out that this concept is actually an expression of Sadomasochism (Jesus is a Masochist!), the basic concept of "getting all the answers" when you get there seems like a fools game when you consider the magical law of infinite data (There's always something new!), and the afterlife is just a factor of the physics of the universe (Hello Neopagans!).
All I can say is if you are going to Heaven/Hell, it's not like the Dentist was just finding out how to fix your teeth while he was working on your mouth! I just don't see selling my soul to anyone.
Here's hoping you change yourselves for the better, and remember what we call mistakes are later "chalked up to experience."
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:26, 4 replies)
going to hell
yes you are for that answer:
It's not good it's not bad it's not pro-religion it's not atheist, it's not agnostic it's fuck all and so you must win question of the week. If i was an elf in a dungeon i would know somebody has just cast a 'confusion' spell on me. But i'm not so the answer makes no sense at all.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:53, closed)
yes you are for that answer:
It's not good it's not bad it's not pro-religion it's not atheist, it's not agnostic it's fuck all and so you must win question of the week. If i was an elf in a dungeon i would know somebody has just cast a 'confusion' spell on me. But i'm not so the answer makes no sense at all.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:53, closed)
Erm...
Huh buh wha?
I think without thinking is the only way of picking that argument apart.
( , Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:33, closed)
Huh buh wha?
I think without thinking is the only way of picking that argument apart.
( , Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:33, closed)
Erm....
...anti-click for psuedo-intellectual sophist nonsense. So many words, yet you say nothing at all.
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:18, closed)
...anti-click for psuedo-intellectual sophist nonsense. So many words, yet you say nothing at all.
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:18, closed)
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