I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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worst 'your mum' joke ever.My friend Craig said something about having sex with someone else's Mum.
"My Mum's dead" he replied, stiffly (not in that way).
So I did a little 'bit' about Craig moving the skull so it looked like it was talking, and saying "Aw Craig, you *nasty*" in a high-pitched 'black lady' voice [the guy wasn't black, I think I was thinking of the scene in Fritz the Cat where he has sex with a big black crow/woman]
Craig thought it was hilarious, but I realised that how offensive it was only after I'd said it.
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