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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I was riding along
and I noticed a snail slowly travelling across the bikepath. So I rode back, picked it up, and put it down at its destination off the path, so it didn't get run over.

Unfortunately animals are soulless automata, and in treating it as if it wasn't I'm no doubt going to hell.

(unless the snail religion is the true one I guess).
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:20, 1 reply)
Aww!
I'm glad you saved the snail!
If I get into heaven I'll sneak you in through the back door.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:31, closed)

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