I have a lot of reasons
I say god damn it all the time, god damn it. And I also say God fucking Jesus damn it sometimes. I fwap at all sorts of porn, including hentai. I never have gone to church, and I think evil is cool. I think lesbianism is love, I look at yuri and the real thing all the time. I also draw pictures of the devil all over tables in public places. And I think Harry Potter is awesome, but for some reason, religious people think you go to hell for reading Harry Potter.

So if Christianity was true (i think christianity is a false religion) I'll go to hell, and be with all of the other people who like Harry Potter, swear, draw pictures of the devil on everything, fwap at porn, fwap at hentai, and think that evolution is where we come from. Hell can't be that bad.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:30, 3 replies)

clears throat
Not ALL of us are such jackasses.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 23:13, closed)

So...?
....Hell is full of spotty wankers that think Harry Potter is awesome and draw crayon pictures of the devil on the Pizza Hut placemats? Yup. Sounds like Hell to me.
(Ott3r, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:08, closed)

I'm not going to point out all the problems in your post
but instead just say this:

emo much?
(Gazebo will eat you on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:38, closed)