ok so i have no time for organised religion
lets not even go there

aside from the the fact i can say with complete assurance the more shallow the intellect the deeper the faith

my wifes family have some hardcore irish catholic JC groupies in there

i have had to watch in utter disgust while an ego maniac creep who had been just ordained as priest had the gall to allow elderly aunts to kneel before him at a family gathering to be blessed. the pious look on his face as he placed his sweaty hand on their heads while looking to the 'heavens' will never leave me. I have never seen such a smug self satisfied cunt in all my life - he just oozed altar-boy-fucker from every slimy pore.

at the same do, one particularly cretinous aunt had been chatting with another attendant priest who had worked as a missionary in south africa. he was recounting a tale of having visited a mine. aside that its hot down mines. he joked that it was so deep you could hear 'the cries of the tortured souls below'.

the daft cunt/aunt took this AS GOSPEL and would tell people this in complete sincerity at every opportunity

so yeah I'm going straight to hell because i refuse to believe in its existence

paradox my arse
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:32, 3 replies)

Is it me...?

Or has your quality of writing seemingly taken a quantum leap forward in the last couple of weeks?

If you'll accept my humble opinion, your last few posts have been nothing short of exceptional.

I could say things like 'swallowed a dictionary? - arf!'

...or 'la-de-da, Spimf's got all descriptive, almost poetic, in adding a stoic, extra dimensional element to his sub-genre'

But I think I'll just say: 'fucking brilliant mate - you keep 'em coming, I'll keep on clicking!'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:25, closed)

thanks poo
dont really know what to say

praise from Caesar!

CHEERS!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:08, closed)

Agreed
I'm always baffled by Christians who exclaim my eternal damnation when I tell them I think it's all a wee bit of a sham.

I mean, where exactly do they think the threat in that is?
(Mr._F is not actually a man- this username is a lie!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:40, closed)