I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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i'm bypassing hell...for something much, much worse...
this could be incriminating so i'll refer to the lead culprit as "a friend".
when much younger and wilder "a friend" once broke into the local church and methodistically began the removal of any and all items of value..
these included...
a 400yr old bible, silver candlabras, trays, cutlery etc, brass curtain poles, flag poles, a 2ft brass eagle the aforementioned bible was displayed upon and ought else not firmly nailed down.. such as the lead holding the entered window together...
needless to say, it made the local front-page and the stuff was completely unfenceable, absolutely no-one would touch any of it.
a week later and "my friend" returned it all, next days headline...
Thieves have change of heart...
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)
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