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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Already been there, not going back
A few decades ago, working for the MFO in South Sinai. The expat Brits had a bar called the "Wild Geese" (we were only there for the money).

It was coming to the end of a quiet night, the 82nds spiritual guide was Father Jim Blewitt, Master Sergeant George was looking for forgiveness.

George asks Jim if he would take confession. No problem, says he, just kneel down under the picture of the Queen.

George mumbled something, Jim thwacked him on the side of the head, and said, "don't do it again, mines a large Jamiesons". A field blessing!

Same place different night. Jeff Tobin and Odd Job re-enacted a scene from a USA TV "preacher", getting the demons out. I laughed so hard I had a nose bleed.

Sad to say, no video available, it was a long time ago.

Where ever you are lads, I hope you are all doing well.

As for those I have fucked over in the past, you deserved it. For those on the waiting list, patience, it's on it's way.

For those two lovely old ladies from the local Baptist Church, you didn't know I was just off a 12 hour night shift, sorry about the towel dropping like that.

As for hell, 15 years in Sunni Saudi, that's enough. Thanks to the decent folks I met, as for the arseholes, pay back is a bitch.

I still believe it's important to treat people with the same respect that you would like to be treat with. For the fuckwits that don't realise this, the gloves are off.

Merry Christmas to all the B3tards, I hope you have a good one.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:32, 3 replies)
Erm
You sound like me on meth.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:23, closed)
You on meth (amphetamines?)
That's me on Rougemont.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:33, closed)
"I still believe it's important to treat people with the same respect that you would like to be treat with. For the fuckwits that don't realise this, the gloves are off."
Heh.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:10, closed)

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