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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Satan
is deceivingly friendly looking if this child is to be believed
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:43, 2 replies)
They say that the devil is a charming man.

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 2:17, closed)
I call'd...
... the devil, and he came,
And with wonder his form did I closely scan;
He is not ugly, and is not lame,
But really a handsome and charming man.
A man in the prime of life is the devil,
Obliging, a man of the world, and civil;
A diplomatist too, well skill'd in debate,
He talks quite glibly of church and state.

Only Heine and the little kiddles know the truth, it seems.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 3:19, closed)
bad speller
It reminds of the time I made my dad a happy farthers day card. It was an accident, my parents didn't tell me for a few days and still put it on the mantel piece. funny thing is he did have an awful lot of wind for a human!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:01, closed)

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