I've had my brains on the rack
for this qotw, since while I've done wrong things, stupid things, things I've wished I'd done otherwise... I just haven't been able to conceive of anything I've done that would be actually evil.

However if bad taste counts:

I wanted to see Princess Di's funeral. Not out of any morbidity, and not because I was a big Diana fan, but just because I was curious as to what a royal funeral would entail.

I live in western Canada at -08:00 and I worked a straight job, so I was planning to set my alarm for stupid o'clock and see what I could.

My then girlfriend suggested that I come over to hers, as they (they being she and her roommate) had a hide-a-bed in their living room, and I could just watch the tv from bed.

Instead we partook in a bizarre pastiche of sex, play-wrestling and tickling, sleeping, laughing, and more sex. Like doggy-style so we could both watch the screen.

And really, we both fell asleep before we saw much of anything other than crowd shots and endless repetitious patter from the announcers, a few shots of the exterior of Westminster Abbey, and a glimpse of a carriage.

Woke up, fooled around some more, I went home and got ready for work, and off I went. I was disappointed that the funeral wasn't more interesting, and vaguely wondered if the interesting bits of it that I imagined had taken place while I was sleeping, but that's it.

So... didn't break any commandments other than a boring post, but there must be some sort of an "ew" factor to it.
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:54, Reply)