I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Peter Sallis, I am looking at youWe had this old dear who always comes in to the supermarket around the same time everyday about half an hour before I clock off. I am inevitably cranky and curmudgeonly at this point.
She always came to my till with her stupid tins of beans and stuff and faffed around and pretended to not be able to type her PIN into the card machine. Well about a week and a half ago, I had a bad cold and when she came in and started her usual tricks, I sneezed right in her fucking face.
I just checked the news and she was some actress or other and she died today after a recent cold. Stone the crows, I killed Nora Batty!
May contain lies – Kathy Staff RIP
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