You ever seen that poster...
...Where it's designed to make drivers reduce their speed limit. It has a picture of a child being hit by a speeding car.
And the slogan on said poster is

"Driver in a hurry, Child in a coma."

Well, i have this uncontrolable part of my brain which carries things on into absurdity. It's the part which makes me carry a joke on until I've disgusted everyone in direct vicinity.

Well, this part of my brain kicked in and i couldn't help but add
"Monkey in a tree."
To the end of the slogan (in my head of course...not out loud (a fact which probably made the outcome worse.))

I start to giggle...Which turns into uncontrolable laughter.

All the time, all people can see is me standing looking at a picture of a child being hit by a car...laughing!!

And the worst part is, I couldn't exactly explain the reason to anyone...because it's so stupid noone would believe me.

In the eyes of all who walked past haymarket in Newcastle Upon Tyne that day...I'm going to hell!
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:50, 3 replies)

Bastard!
I know that poster on the side of the bog well. Every time I walk past it, I'm going to laugh at the child in a coma too!

So, to recap, not only have you condemned yourself to an eternity in the company of satan and all his little wizards, but I'm on my way too*. Ta. Ta very fucking much.

_{*actually, maybe the fact that I love teh cock might get me there sooner....}
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:04, closed)

It's what I do
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(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:13, closed)

I haven't seen the poster
But on reading the slogan, my first response was 'I know, I know -- it's serious.'

See you there.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:25, closed)