This isn't hell worthy. Probably just the naughty step at the gates of heaven
I was watching tv one sunday and country watch was on. My ex's 6 yr old walked into the room just at the moment they decided to hold down a young bull, twist it's testicles and then chop them off.
'Eeewww, what are they doing?' he asked with same look I'd imagine someone to have who's just seen their gran eat her own faeces.
'That's where olives come from', I replied.
The olive loving scamp then left the room to announce to mum that he was never eating olives ever again. Mum wasn't very happy with me...

I also once informed him that coca cola was made from the sweat of black people. Once again mum failed to see the funny side. He still drinks coke.

He also came home from school one day and proudly started telling all and sundry that mum was a Latvian.
'Mums a latvian, mums a latvian!' was the rallying cry as we got ready for dinner.
On further questioning I realised that what he actually meant to say was, 'Mums a lesbian'. He meant it in an innocuous way of course as he'd just heard the word at school, but being the pedant that I am I corrected him and he trotted round the rest of the evening shouting 'MUMS A LESBIAN!!'.
On this occasion mum did thank me, but I think I detected a hint of sarcasm in her voice.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:01, 1 reply)

Twisting the minds of children is cool!

Telling my 8 year old nieces where bread sauce comes from - "Why, Granny chews up a few slices of bread and spits it into a pot!"..

There were tears...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:11, closed)